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If your Valentine’s Day plans fall through, there’s a Bernie Sanders phone sex line
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If your Valentine’s Day plans fall through, there’s a Bernie Sanders phone sex line 

I’ve been trying to get through to the Bernie phone sex hotline 1-833-NOT ME US all day, but I keep getting the busy signal. I’ve had to sate myself with the few videos on Instagram, because there’s nothing more progressive than a woman playing up her sex appeal to advocate for social justice.

In a take-off on the campy phone sex ads of yore, a woman lounges before a fire, writhing about in tiger print. With serious eye shadow, accompanied by a 70s beat, she gazes seductively into the camera. 

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