Over two million pack downtown Toronto for Raptors parade
Today is We the North Day in Toronto, and Torontonians are skipping their jobs to be part of the massive celebration!
Toronto’s Pornhub traffic dropped by 47% after Raptors championship victory; Bay Area traffic surged
While Toronto celebrated the historic victory throughout the night, Bay Area residents consoled themselves with porn.
At the end of the official celebration, however, many Torontonians went home and decided to continue to celebrate with … well … porn.
Angry fans sign petition for remake of latest Game of Thrones season
Either people have too much time on their hands or they are too heavily invested in television. According to CTV News, over 360,000 Game of Throne fans signed a petition for the show’s final season to be remade.
RAW VIDEO: Toronto mayor stuffs bills into drag queen’s thong on Mother’s Day
A video and images from a Mother’s Day Drag Brunch allegedly depict Toronto Mayor John Tory stuffing five dollar bills into the underwear of drag performers.
Don’t come to Brazil: how the Dead Kennedys pissed off every Brazilian
Right-wing politics have always been the target of The Dead Kennedy’s message. Unfortunately for the band, someone at the DK camp decided to stick their nose where it didn’t belong.
Trudeau and SNC-Lavalin scandal to be satirized on The Simpsons
“It’s funny, though, because of course America got used to the idea that, ‘Well, Trudeau is great’ — at least the liberal part of America … and I think they’re shocked to learn that he’s in a little bit of trouble right now.”
Comedian dies onstage as audience laughs for five minutes
“We thought it was part of the act. We came out feeling really sick, we just sat there for five minutes watching him, laughing at him.”